The yellow school bus moved us from the zero range to the qual range.  Everyone would qualify, both here and tomorrow with pistols, but at this point in time no one knew that.  The view below is without the telephoto lens so that the viewer might appreciate the 300 meter distance.  A head-and-shoulders target, a rifle without a scope, and only six seconds to find your aim.

 

There are closer head-and-shoulders targets too – they pop up from behind any of those little hills – but you only get three seconds for those.

 

 

This is a telephoto view of the distant targets.

 

 

Its cool with him – SSG Flythe says this is the part of army life he likes best.

 

 

Note to al Queda:  This is what our computer operators look like.  You should see our front-line guys.

 

 

For every trigger-pull, someone must press a cartridge into a magazine.  In this case, SSG Fisk.

 

 

Then they marched us out to the firing stations.

 

 

And then they let us shoot.

 

 

And shoot.

 

 

And shoot.

 

 

The overall score was all that mattered, but we were required to shoot from three positions:  Prone-supported (the barrel resting on something), prone-unsupported and the new one as SFC Gaughan does below.  It was a windy day.  Wind did not affect the flight of the bullet, but it did rock the shooters.

 

 

If the goal of rifle training is to meld soldier and weapon into one, the photo below could be a model.  SSG Turner even looks like his M-16.

 

Later the SSG would be walking from the showers between the rows of bunks.  SFC Linares began, “I’m gonna take you home for a week.  My wife gonna feed you some rice and beans.  We gonna put some meat on those bones.  You gonna like her rice and beans…”

 

 

There were weapons and ammo all around but I never worried.  The discipline of the soldiers was exceeded only by the discipline for the Rangemaster MSG Schmitt.

 

 

The Rangemaster allowed me to shoot for which I thank him.  My thanks to SGT Flores and SGT Fonnemann for dressing me suitably in vest and Kevlar.

 

And thanks to SSG Hathaway for cooking my lunch.  (Flores and Hathaway are just back from Iraq, so thanks for that, too.)

 

Robin picked-out an MRE for me.  I believe it was menu 14:  Penne with vegetarian sausage in spicy tomato sauce and pound cake.  Also, dried cranberries (“Craisins”) which was appropriate because Tomah, Wisconsin is the cranberry capital of the world and it is located just east of Fort McCoy.

 

(Cranberries grow on short vines that lie on the ground.  They are harvested by flooding the field and gently combing the vines underwater.  The berries float so they can be captured like an oil spill.  They call it a wet harvest.)

 

Also, two 6” square crackers and a tube of peanut butter and a tube of jelly.  After I returned and retrieved grandson Kevin from kindergarten, he was hungry as usual.  He was excited to have real army peanut butter and jelly crackers.

 

Also, beverage base, powder, orange, type II, fortification D which I am saving for a special treat for Kevin.

 

If you cook-up a lot of these, you can go about it very deliberately.  It was my first time, so I was fortunate to have SSG Hathaway, to do it for me.  He put the sealed entrée package in a plastic bag with a dry chemical.  He added a precise amount of water and folded the bag closed.  He inserted the folded bag in a cardboard box to hold it closed and to insulate it.  The exothermic reaction (“Its corroding metal.” he told me) heated the pasta/sausage/sauce, releasing a pungent gas (“Don’t do it in a closed room.” he told me) and the result was perfect.  I ate directly from the entrée package using the enclosed plastic spoon.

 

 

Over the week, several times SFC Freeman asked me how I like army life.

 

 

The camaraderie of the barracks, the challenge of the classroom, the hike through the woods, the shooting, the MRE – what’s not to like.  I mean, other than the targets shooting back, its all good.

 

 

And while I am on this subject, I would like to say a few words about army food, though first I must say that there is no better cook than my lovely wife.  Army food is great!  The box breakfast on Monday, the USAR cafeteria at Fort McCoy, the MRE…the cliché will be with us forever, and the food should not be the main reason to enlist, but YES!

 

I think I know how it works:  Soldiers have been complaining for so long that the food has gotten better and better – but the soldiers keep complaining.  If it were to get no better, than maybe there would be no value in complaining.  Instead, over the years, soldiers kept up the complaints and the food kept getting better.

 

There are comment cards on every table in the cafeteria.  I was surprised there was not one in my MRE.  So, to do my part, I must use a cafeteria comment card to write to the quartermaster.  First draft:  “Sir:  I have just been victimized by MRE menu 14.  You must be trying to unload you war-surplus cilantro.  How am I to slay the Hun if fed with over-seasoned veggie-sausage?”

 

I’ll have to have SFC Linares review it for style.  Anyway, after 9 hours on the zero and qual ranges, we finally made it back to Building 905.  Top (MSG Scudder) was just inside the door handing a bottle of water to each passing soldier, plus me.  We went upstairs to the media hall and sat.

 

SFC Fedderly was decorated and then he addressed us in his capacity as an army Career Counselor.  Then, back to the cafeteria!

 

 

And then to the barracks.  I took the photo below of the sign that several of us were discussing, took a walk through the commemorative park, and then took a long shower.  The hot water made me realize that the new style helmet did not shield my face from sunburn.  Probably requires another letter to the Quartermaster.  Maybe later.

 

 

 

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